1. Tebusan

    • Saat terjebak macet di Semanggi, tiba-tiba ada seorang bapak mengetok-ngetok jendela mobil.
    • Pengendara mobil: Ada apa, Pak?
    • Bapak-bapak: Ada kelompok teroris yg menyandera hampir seluruh anggota DPR. Mereka minta tebusan 100 Milyar. Kalau tidak, anggota dewan akan disiram bensin dan dibakar. Kita lagi keliling cari sumbangan untuk bantu.
    • Pengendara mobil: Kebanyakan orang, rata-rata nyumbang berapa?
    • Bapak-bapak: Satu liter.

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